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“Aspen Stereotypes” for the Winter Issue of Aspen Peak Magazine 2019-2020
Aspen Stereotype: The Après Ski Bunny
Aspen Stereotypes: The Bachelor Party Guy
Aspen Stereotype: The Uberathlete
Aspen Stereotypes: The Freak
Aspen Stereotype: The Hip Gallery Girl
Aspen Stereotypes: The Nimby Diehard
Aspen Stereotypes: The Power Broker
“Aspen Stereotypes” for the Winter Issue of Aspen Peak Magazine 2019-2020Text by Oliver Sharpe
Aspen Stereotype: The Après Ski Bunny“Bubbles in hand on the dance floor, looking for love or a husband to score—does it still count as après if we didn’t ski before?”
Aspen Stereotypes: The Bachelor Party Guy“Aspen is the perfect spot for a weekend with the boys to open up the throttle - just have to figure out who’s card is down before they pop another bottle.”
Aspen Stereotype: The Uberathlete “Focused on earning turns and feeling the burn; shaving seconds from the PR is their only concern.”
Aspen Stereotypes: The Freak“Freak power is alive and well with these young guns defying gravity on the daily for the ’gram. No worries here, except pro deals on gear and bro deals on beer.”
Aspen Stereotype: The Hip Gallery Girl“Went to school and studied art history; her parents are thrilled that she found work at a gallery. Faced with one of life’s big mysteries, she wonders how to survive on this salary.”
Aspen Stereotypes: The Nimby Diehard“The more things change, the more things seemed better back in the day to these malcontents. Penning letters to the editor is the sole concern of these disgruntled gents.”
Aspen Stereotypes: The Power Broker“Just one deal can make a broker’s year, whether the house is sold or bought. Their only fear is just how long the market will stay hot.”
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